J.A.P.—short for Jewish American Princess—features two premiere Jewish female comics of Portland who will entertain you with zany stories and hilarious stand-up. Wendy Westerwelle and Francine Raften splice vintage footage of the original queens of comedy—Belle Barth, Totie Fields, Pearl Williams and others—with comedy about husbands, family, sex and weight issues. Shows March 20-April 11, Thurs.-Sat. at 8 pm. Tickets are $19-23 regular, or $12 season ticket. To order tickets, contact Triangle Productions by phone at 503-239-5919; visit their Web site at www.tripro.org; or mail payment to 8420 SW Canyon Lane #13, Portland, OR 97225. CoHo Theatre, 2257 NW Raleigh St.